http://www.realfunnyjokes.com/RSS.php RealFunnyJokes.com RSS Feed featuring our latest 15 jokes! en-us Thu, 11 Mar 2010 18:25:02 PST http://www.realfunnyjokes.com wwwrealfunnyjokescomhttp://feedburner.google.com http://www.realfunnyjokes.com/archives/msg313.html 2008065313 A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. "$10 for 3 minutes" replied the pilot. "That's too much." said the farmer. 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